Sophia "Qillet o Qish" Ampgkarian
Caution!!! Images above may contain distortions from reality. Indeed, Sophia currently happens to be lusciously blonde! Hair matters aside, she is the baggy pant-wearing, strawberry licorice-eating, all-nighter-pulling logistical coordinator of Q. This means that that 98% of her responsibilities lie in the meticulous deliberation of what fonts to type meeting notes with. (Because you are all dying to know, her typography of choice is Crimson Text.) As for the remaining 2%, they are spent producing the Quadramics qewsletter, for which she has has to learn to code. For an English, international relations, and legal studies student whose vice is all things paper, and no things computer, this is a most impressive achievement. You are invited — no, urged — to honor her work by subscribing to the qewsletter on this very website.
Sophia’s most notable role in Q was Nell in Haunting of Hill House, where, tormented by visions of her dead mother and an anxious attachment style, she was screaming, crying, and throwing up — but like for real real. She sends you much Qove. Lqve. Qqve. Qqqe. Qqqq. Xoxo |